Here, the Wiki Man wiki needs a good intro-vid. This kid's pretty dang good! Twy dis, too: Get'em both going in a "round!" (men understand timing...)

Males are inherently superior to females because men "think," while women "feel." This distinction leads to a great deal of confusion, particularly on the part of the male, who is always confused, and will not admit it, while the female is always confused and never admits it. Once this is fully understood, all things become clear.

Now, are you confused? I am...